Taking Standardized Tests Gifts

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Exam

Nervous Oral Testing

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Lambs to the Slaughter

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

Contest to enter the University

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

So your IQ is 176, Peel? - 'Yeah!' - 'That's higher than Einstein.' - 'Cool.' - 'Do something amazing.' - 'I don't know how.' -

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..