Taking Standardized Tests Mugs

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Exam

Nervous Oral Testing

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Examinations.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Good Luck with your finals.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

Contest to enter the University

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.