Test-taking Skeptic Mugs

Chuckie's test results come back negative.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

Examiners.

'The penguin is upset...'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

'Let's see...to always use a #2 pencil...to print my name clearly...and to blacken in the ovals completely.'

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

"So, fifty percent loved the advert!" "That's right...I did, but my wife didn't."

Fish "I hate going back to school"