Takeaway Titan T-Shirts

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'My hero!'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Football.

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Cosy night in

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Food van driving through an office.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Stay at home food pyramid

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'