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'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Football.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

Pizza and Related Searches.

Stop the big guy!

Contest to enter the University

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Thanks God!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'World Popularity of Golf'

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"Please, oh Lord, show my children how to put the lids back on things..."

'It's a privilege. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make my team, but those who do are proud to wear the brand.'

Came home early one day and caught him vacuuming. He's a good man, she thought, but he missed a spot.

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'