Take-out Titan T-Shirts

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

I don

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Stay at home food pyramid

Food van driving through an office.

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

...the onion rings