Take-out Titan Gifts

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'My hero!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I think we overordered."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Stay at home food pyramid

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Food van driving through an office.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

...the onion rings