Tee-off Titan Mugs

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Football.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Stop the big guy!

Contest to enter the University

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Pizza and Related Searches.

Thanks God!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

'World Popularity of Golf'

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

golf

'It's a privilege. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make my team, but those who do are proud to wear the brand.'

'If you'd get lost, I could find you without a GPS nav. I'd just have to follow the empty beer cans and pizza boxes.'

Dibs!

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

Came home early one day and caught him vacuuming. He's a good man, she thought, but he missed a spot.