Takeaway Tinkerer T-Shirts

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Music producers.

Fixing the TV.

'My hero!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'I think I found the problem.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Food van driving through an office.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

...the onion rings

Lemonade Survey

Athen's Theater. "Oedipus Rex" didn't test well as a title, Sophocles. How would you feel about calling it "My Big Fat Greek Tragedy"?

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'