Drink Tinkerer T-Shirts

"I drink to forget."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Fixing the TV.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'I think I found the problem.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

Lemonade Survey

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

Athen's Theater. "Oedipus Rex" didn't test well as a title, Sophocles. How would you feel about calling it "My Big Fat Greek Tragedy"?

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Repairing the UFO