Tail-wagging Troubleshooter Pillows

'He came from a broken home.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"You've already been for a walk."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

K9 Authors.

Spilled Milk

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Camera not working."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I think he's lost."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"Kick the machine"

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

Unreliable Narrator