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'He came from a broken home.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

K9 Authors.

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

Spilled Milk

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Camera not working."

"I think he's lost."

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"Kick the machine"

Stick man throws arm for dog

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

Unreliable Narrator

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"