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"Have you tried biting him?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You've already been for a walk."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.