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'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

Fido and Fifi

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'He's barking mad!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Headshot of perky dog.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"My human can't tell which end is which."