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'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"That's just not the real me."

Fido and Fifi

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'He's barking mad!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Wag the tails!'

Headshot of perky dog.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"My human can't tell which end is which."