Tail-wagging Trouble Solver Pillows

"Have you tried biting him?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

English Pointers giving pointers.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I'm doing it for him. If I brought the ball back each time he wouldn't get any exercise at all."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"