Tail-wagging Moviegoer Gifts

'Forget it! -- the last time we rented 'Lassie Come Home,' you howled all night!'

"I like the part where she says, 'woof'."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You've already been for a walk."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I got you the same thing."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."