Tail-wagging Movie Fans Gifts

Great movie. I wagged, I whined.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"You've already been for a walk."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

A dog reads a newspaper

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"