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'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"You've already been for a walk."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

A dog reads a newspaper

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"