Tail-wagging Supporter Gifts

"Your love gives me strength."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

English Pointers giving pointers.

Stick man throws arm for dog

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I got you the same thing."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."