Tail-wagging Supporter Gifts

"Your love gives me strength."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

English Pointers giving pointers.

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Stick man throws arm for dog

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

The Dog Botherer.

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."