Tail Rudder Engineer Gifts

The Art and Science of Car Chasing

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

HS2 time bomb...

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"We're luckier than most people..."

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

"Of all the times to stall."

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

When moles dream...

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

Squirrel Salon

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

Humpty Dumpty Gets in a Taxi.

"A new study reveals this is actually what you've been chasing."

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

Advertising space on a racing car.

Franken-Cat