Tactical Humorists Pillows

Remedial SWAT team training.

Cat in a tank...

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

'...and this is the Mess.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

The Emperor of Irony

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

Beware of the dog.