Tacos Gifts

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Fresh Fish Tacos

Menu Dating

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."