Tacit Agreement Expert Gifts

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

US and the EU

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Obama visits Mexico

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"That was a rumor day."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"It's written in invisible ink."

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget