Tabletop Strategist Gifts

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"Go human."

Board Game Hunter

"The blues in a terrible position"

'Will you make the final table?'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Kim-Putin Summit

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

The next drone flight

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

'Please - no thanks...the money, time, lives...we just hope you enjoy your new found freedom.'

Nato

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

By a Former Drone Operator

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

George Smith Patton

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Better get used to player rotation!'