Tabletop Strategist Pillows

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"Go human."

"The blues in a terrible position"

'Will you make the final table?'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Kim-Putin Summit

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

The next drone flight

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Nato

'Please - no thanks...the money, time, lives...we just hope you enjoy your new found freedom.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

George Smith Patton

BE.. All that you can BE...

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'