Tablet Talker Pillows

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"It is we."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Moo Out Loud

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Men gossiping

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

WTF?

Woman on the phone.

Dialogue

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

You can't get what up

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Water cooler talk stations."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."