Tablet Talker Pillows

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"This stool shall pass."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Bring out yer books!'

"It is we."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Moo Out Loud

Men gossiping

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

WTF?

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Woman on the phone.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Dialogue

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'You're texting? Wait--'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

You can't get what up

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Water cooler talk stations."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

The Hockey Puckey

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."