Conference Table Talker Pillows

"I told you that if we kept paddling upstream, things would turn around."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"It is we."

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Communication Breakdowns

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Psychiatric convention"

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

Preserved

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'