Tablet Whisperer Pillows

Books of Tablets

"You can swipe this model."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'Interactive TV news.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

The Complete Cycle.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Cellular Plan

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye