Table Manners Tracker Gifts

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"The last doggy bag."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Don't chew your food.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

'It's rude to stretch across the table. Haven't you got a tongue?'

'Have you been eating right?'

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"Not at the table."

Break Bread, Not Wind.

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

"Gesundheit!"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!