Table Manners Tracker Gifts

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

'It's rude to stretch across the table. Haven't you got a tongue?'

'Have you been eating right?'

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

"Gesundheit!"

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."