Table Manners Hyper-fan Pillows

"I see Miss Manners finally threw in the towel."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'Don't chew your food.'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Break Bread, Not Wind.

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.