Table Manners Hyper-fan Pillows

"I see Miss Manners finally threw in the towel."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"The last doggy bag."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.