Systems Manager Pillows

Browse pillows designed with systems managers in mind—comforting and witty pieces that add a personal touch to their workspace or home.

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"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."

"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously." mockup

"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."

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'Last call to hand in your old desktops. We also ask that all disco balls be removed.'

'Last call to hand in your old desktops. We also ask that all disco balls be removed.' mockup

'Last call to hand in your old desktops. We also ask that all disco balls be removed.'

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.' mockup

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

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"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer." mockup

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

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'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.' mockup

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

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'Is this the new input device?'

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"I do tech support for the cloud." mockup

"I do tech support for the cloud."

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"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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Where was I?

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'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

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"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

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'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.' mockup

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

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'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.' mockup

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

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"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

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