Security Manager Pillows

'Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!'

'I'd like you to meet the new security manager.'

"Don't freak out. It's just raw intel."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

High security Santa's grotto

'You know too much,'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Where was the TSA?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Airport Security.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I need to know who started it."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

TSA Noah

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"He's a guard dog."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Beware of Don"