Security Manager T-Shirts

'Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!'

'I'd like you to meet the new security manager.'

"Don't freak out. It's just raw intel."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Airport Security.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I need to know who started it."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

TSA Noah

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"He's a guard dog."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

The Scanner Of Love.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

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