Systems Analyst Fan Gifts

The art of delegation

The Computer Bore

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Bright idea

Time Machine Collision

Computer Expert

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Computer monitor for a head.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Hardware and software

Fixing the Computer.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Binary Man

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Windows or Mac?

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Robots can't take away your job, Khanna. No one knows what you do."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Computer Life

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!