Symphony Scribbler Gifts

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Will Self deprecation

OOPS!

Musical Prodigy

Aleksandr Skiabin

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Writer’s Corner

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

A pen spewing letters

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"Careful - it's full of lies."

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

Kate Atkinson