Switch Operator Pillows

Any messages while I was out? On. Off.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Police film evidence

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Time Clock

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

A fly on the wall documentary.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"I think it's from accounting."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'