Signal Officer Pillows

Steve was innocently playing with his flags when, all of a sudden, something terrible happened.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

No jay walking.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Street signs you don't want to see.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

One way only.

Safety Barriers

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"