Signal Officer Gifts

Steve was innocently playing with his flags when, all of a sudden, something terrible happened.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Dog Crossing

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

One way only.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Safety Barriers

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"