Signalman Gifts

"Try S instead of L."

Confusion on the Railways

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

A signaller directing pallbearers

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

No Hand Signals

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Heavenly internet connection

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

Dry Paint

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Can you hear us now?"

"We're definitely in no-man's land."

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'

Ringing bell

"What a nightmare...no signal!"

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

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