Switch Operator Mugs

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

Time Clock

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

"I think it's from accounting."

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

Drone Baby Delivery