Swiss Army Knife Fan Gifts

Swiss Army General.

Swiss Knife With Computer Cursor

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"All rise."

William Tell's Other Four Children

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Men talking about the boots of the period

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Flatware Follies.

Looking Daggers

Really big bang

Charles de Gaulle

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

Stalin.

A stylized tank.

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

The Neanderthal Pocket Knife.

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'

Switzerland

'I make Swiss army knives.'

"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes."

Smile!

Military Coo

The Way We Had In The Army

"They were a wedding gift."