Swiss Army Knife Fan Pillows

Swiss Army General.

Swiss Knife With Computer Cursor

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"All rise."

William Tell's Other Four Children

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Men talking about the boots of the period

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Flatware Follies.

Looking Daggers

Really big bang

Charles de Gaulle

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

Stalin.

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

A stylized tank.

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

The Neanderthal Pocket Knife.

'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'

'I make Swiss army knives.'

Switzerland

"This stuff is virtually useless against nukes."

Smile!

The Way We Had In The Army

Military Coo

"They were a wedding gift."