Swinging Forkers Gifts

Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

It can be taken up at any age....

Mood Swings.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

For sale - Used only Once.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"It must be still charging."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

Just Stop Oil Painting

Headphone swing

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

'Higher!'