Swinging Forkers Prints

Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

It can be taken up at any age....

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mood Swings.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"It must be still charging."

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Just Stop Oil Painting

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Headphone swing

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

'Higher!'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!