Swing Seeker Prints

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"I've done all that golfing science can do for your swing, Doc -- now I suggest you pray."

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

For sale - Used only Once.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Looks Like Fred Threw His Back Out.'

'Do you have to advertise the fact I'm new at the game?'

Welcome to Fairway...the town with 536 holes of golf!'

Golfer missing his shot.

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

On to the office again?

'So, you're new at the game.'

Man reading 'Golf Made Easy' book.

It can be taken up at any age....

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Golf lessons

Swing

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"