Swing Set Supervisor Pillows

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Swinging

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Not that slowly back...'

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

At the golf detox clinic.

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Time Tree