Swing Set Supervisor Gifts

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Swinging

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Not that slowly back...'

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

Health & Safety Official Tester.

At the golf detox clinic.

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

Time Tree

"Do you ever think of getting married?"