Sweet Talker Pillows

'Did you bring chocolates? They put him in a good mood.'

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"You say the nicest things. . . and perfectly sober as well."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"You've got tough questions and you want answers. Or do you really want. . . Candy?!!"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Bryan Ferry

Dialogue

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Candy Corn Dracula

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

The Language of Love

Cake Writer's Block

'Is that you, Take That?'

Giant Birthday Cake

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

Doomed Food Group

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

"Careful...she bites."

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"I prefer to think of it as travel size."

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."