Sweden Fan T-Shirts

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Mohamed Salah

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Spot the fur ball.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Jim was a model Dad".

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Stop with racism in sport!

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

Raging Bull on Ice

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

"Now think on - a good clean fight and no punching on the break."

Football Countdown.

Match Fixing in Malaysia

Red Card on the Podium

Beer Waitress

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Must be that new 3D football.'

Deforestation of the Brazilian Rain Forest

Referee - That's a foul !

Penguins - one is skating.

Football

'Water please. He's got mud on his advertising.'

White Wine on Ice!