Nordic Fan T-Shirts

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

Wotan with eye patch

Viking Loch Ness

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Raging Bull on Ice

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"I swear, I thought it was Friday."

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Hard Rock Cafe.

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Vikings Holiday

'These 'lads' weekends are starting to get out of hand...'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Service Entry.

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

".. I'm a viking! I'm supposed to leave rings on the table."

Penguins - one is skating.

Viking helmet...

Elvis Costello

Canute's Vow

White Wine on Ice!

"I'm all shook up."